nosecretstoreveal:

it’s amazing how for 13 years of my life I was able to wake up at 6am 5 days a week and now I can’t even manage waking up for a 1pm class twice a week

homewrecker-heart:

when you say that you are sick to your mom but she makes you go to school anyways image

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

hodali:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road